In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about a cat.

I used to snuggle with Patches.

EVIL is possessed in cat eyes.

Cat: What's that? Vrooom. Splat. Drat.

Mr Whiskers ran the starship.

The lion escaped from the zoo?

Cats chase mice. Dogs chase cats.

The cat clawed me and ran.

Giant cat, giant chair. Human? Where?

Austere eyes in a velvet face.

Millie eats King prawns, we starve.

Asleep on the keyboard. Love/hate.

The mouse pounced back.

My cat is dead 🙁

Where's all this hair come from?

The lioness awoke. Growled.

He never lost his deity complex.

Regrettably, curiosity called a ninth time.

One stroke, smitten. Four strokes, bitten.

I hate everything. I'm Grumpy Cat

Kitten antagonizes cat. Play with me.

Cat fur; DO NOT EAT. Hairball.

Mr. Biddles goes to town

'No, my foot is not AAARRGGHH!'

Yes Master, your dinner is coming.

She knew everything, revealed nothing. Purred.

My cat snuggled with the new baby.

Zen Cat embraces sacred tuna

Cuddled up in a sun puddle.

Sometimes express love through indifferent stares.

[…] goes to Tom Silva for “Regrettably, curiosity called a ninth […]

I posted this on another blog earlier, but when I came back to it I noticed a link to your blog:

"The cat booped his human softly."

so here is a new one for yours:

"Empty box? the cat is stuck."

[…] goes to Anthony Gerrard for “One stroke smitten. Four strokes […]

[…] goes to Eamon Lorigan for “She knew everything, revealed nothing. […]

Defining of cats in a story