In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about how to get a stubborn teenager out of bed.

That sexting! Our relationship is over.

Cold, wet flannel, to the feet.

Cold glass of water. Worth it.

No wakey no drivey the car.

Vaccum outside their door. Bacon sandwich.

Awoke to dad screaming in terror.

The cattle prod came in handy.

Say, his crush is downstairs. Naked.

Son! Your crush is downstairs. Naked.

Your phone fell into the toilet!

Tell them you found their Tumblr.

Wake up to society expectations today!