In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about a vacation mishap.

I thought you had the map.

Unpaved is never the best option.

I don't think that's a cow

We went away. She came home.

Sure your mom can come.

I thought the flight was 9.30pm!

Overseas, begging please, on my knees...

Long train journey, falsely body searched.

Torrential rain, one large plastic bag.

I over-danced my stay.

That's why it was so cheap

Calculated bungee length for wrong bridge.