In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about your mom's advice.

Chinese say, hanging earlobes, good man.

Because I said so.

"Kiddo, never go to bed angry."

Stay thin, marry money. Um... okay?

Be better than you are.

Reality or existence is fluid.

She said to look both ways

Never give advice to your children.

Leave well enough alone...

You can't, you shouldn't, I wouldn't

Oh what a mess you made!

"Don't. No, really, just don't."

Don't marry an asshole. Like me. #6words

Sorry, I ate the whole bag.

Remember, son, beer is not food.